Setkit Logo

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Rodin

Celebrities

Celebrities Funny Jokes

Celebrities Jokes

Home > Fun & Humor > Joke Subjects > Celebrities

Celebrities Funny Jokes Free




Jokes Under Celebrities

Display Options
Sort By:  Jokes/Page:  

previous1234next

G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.
Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds.
What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both black and white."This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,"Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

previous1234next



Join

Certain features are only available to members, to make the most of Setkit join us for free!

Updates

Be the first to know when we add new features & receive occasional set emails!