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|Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com
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|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.The lights are on but nobody's home.
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|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
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|What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.
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|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
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|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
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|What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
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|What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened.
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|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!
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|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
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|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
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|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
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|Why don't men eat more M & M's?They are too hard to peel!
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|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
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