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|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
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|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
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|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
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|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
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|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
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|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
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|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
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|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!
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|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
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|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
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|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
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|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
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|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!
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|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
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|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!
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|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
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|What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
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