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|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!
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|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!
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|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
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|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
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|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
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|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
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|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
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|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!
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|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
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|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
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|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
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|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
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|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
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|What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!
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|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
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|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
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|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
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