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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it

says next stop hell

yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Your Momma's so black she got counted

absent at night school.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of

China when it was just ok

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears

pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood

test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama's so stupid that she
burned down
the house with a CD burner.

Yo
Mama's so fat she sank the
Titanic!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable

and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
poeple thinks
shes and oil spill.

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