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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.

Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the
Grand
Canon and got stuck

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr
as a
beeper.

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she

fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried
to
take her picture!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
was in
the backyard.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in

hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
starter jacket!

yo mama is so stupid when
she asked me
what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said
Levis.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
up in
bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on
and
it weave her cull

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and

Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high
heels, she strikes
oil!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
she gets
stuck!!!

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