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Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
and
spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

next to everyone

Yo mama so fat
people jog around her for
exercise

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat her nickname
is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat when her beeper
goes off,
people thought she was backing up

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You

ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear

pierced and died.

Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote

control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income

family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and

dissapeared.

Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio

Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.

Yo mama
rouchy, the McDonalds she works
in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

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