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Quotations By Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form o
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign o
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
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