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Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Darby Conley

George Carlin

George Carlin English Quotations

George Carlin Quotations

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Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
George Carlin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
George Carlin

Life.....is a series of dogs.
George Carlin

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