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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx English Quotations

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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