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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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