Mark Twain Free English Quotations Mark Twain

The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other p
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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquire
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of
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Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do u
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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