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Woody Allen

Woody Allen English Quotations

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the w
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If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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