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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.
Joe Namath

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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

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I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.
Stefan Bergman

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Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
Evelyn Waugh

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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
Ken Dodd

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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Jacques Languirand

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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen

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